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| # | Quote | Character |
| 1. | Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click." | Jesus Quintana |
| 2. | No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old. | Walter Sobchak |
| 3. | What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! | Jesus Quintana |
| 4. | You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain. | Walter Sobchak |
| 5. | Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here! | The Dude |
| 6. | Ve vant ze money, Lebowski. | Nihilist |
| 7. | This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! | Walter Sobchak |
| 8. | Where's the money, Lebowski? Where's the fucking money, shithead? | Blond Treehorn Thug |
| 9. | Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit | Walter Sobchak |
| 10. | I am the walrus. | Donny |
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now votable pendejos!
Posted 7 weeks ago
make this votable!!
Posted 2 months ago
i would but we have that character limit in the first row.
Posted 3 months ago
Can you switch it so the quote is first and the person who said it is second? It would make voting a lot easier.
Posted 4 months ago
this list should be higher
Posted 4 months ago
nobody fucks with the jesus
Posted 4 months ago